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CANADIAN LAWN JOCKIES! 
  opositedecember
 
05:35pm 17/12/2003
 
mood: fizzleywizz
Below this is a link to a flier that will send you on a magnificant ride to see a BADASS band born and raised in H-TOWN! TEXAS!!! If there is anyone who lives in Houston or Spring or somewhere close then pay close attention and come check our shit out yo!

http://www.geocities.com/canadianlawnjockies/showdates.html
 
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must make it...must finish 
  c00kie_nazi
 
10:36am 09/12/2003
 
mood: crazy
ITS ALMOST OVER WITH!!!!
and Britt, our lovely plans to move to San Diego, Italy, Spain...where ever. Im seriously talking to my parents over break, and the second talking I'd like you to be there so we can all sit and "chat" hahahaha. I know I should stay in school to "improve" my status in life...but i could give a rats ass right now, i need a year or so off. Then Ill go to art school/hotel restaurant managment school and get partners together and open a resaurant and bar. Any takers?
 
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  mind_rot
 
12:55pm 24/11/2003
 
mood: aggravated
Why the fuck do I find the most boring, insane, or russian journals when i do a random search. Jesus frickin christ i just want to find one god damn intresting journal by chance. Is that too much to ask for. CHRIST!!!
 
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who needs enemies when you have the penis??? 
  fictitiousx
 
06:38pm 23/11/2003
  I HATE GUYS... I AM NOW FULL LESBIAN.... ANY TAKERS????  
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hmmmmmmmmm 
  c00kie_nazi
 
12:41pm 18/11/2003
 
mood: contemplative
well it looks like none of us have been writin in here lately...whats goin on ladies?? Nothin to bitch about?? Oh c'mon, i know the truth if when you try to hide it (:
KELSEY BROKE UP WITH JORDAN!!!!- YAY but now the power is in my hands when he tries to be nice and make up with me.....i can turn him down HARSHLY and tell him all the shit he put me through and he MUST beg for my forgiveness, and thats pretty damn hard to do right now.
 
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grr hate 
  thistooshallpas
 
02:53pm 07/11/2003
  i feel like a tool for saying this, but I HATE BLINK 182!!!!!!

Kingofcards52: have you heard the song "feeling this" by blink18222222222?
ThiSisJamaS: EEEEEWWWWWWWW
ThiSisJamaS: die a horrible death
Kingofcards52: huh??
Kingofcards52: that is a sweet song
ThiSisJamaS: ew
Kingofcards52: ew yourself, it has a cool tune
Kingofcards52: that one that plays after all the "blah blah, im feelin it!!"
ThiSisJamaS: uuhhh
Kingofcards52: dun, dun, dun, dun, dun DUN dun dunna dunna
Kingofcards52: like that
ThiSisJamaS: you don't say

and i HATE my stupid friends who like them, and my having to still be their friend no matter how much they bug me about it.
 
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ASSHOLES RUIN EVERYTHING 
  c00kie_nazi
 
01:27am 06/11/2003
 
mood: depressed
OK, SO YOU KNOW THOSE KIND OF GUYS THAT ARE ALWAYS AND COMPLETELY ASSHOLES, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS A SKUNK(trite statement, i know)...BUT AS MY STORY GOES, LISA AND I ARE IN A COMPLETELY RETARDED MOOD AND DRESSED UP IN STUPID OUTFITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, IM WEARING PINK SWEAT PANTS WITH A 7TH GRADE CHILDS LONG SLEEVE, WHICH IS SO SMALL ITS 3/4 FOR ME IN ARMS AND TUMMY. LISA IS WEARING HER JEANS, AND A PINK TANK TOP WITH A HEART ON IT, AND THE BEANIE MAL AND BRANDIE BOUGHT ME BEFORE I CAME UP HERE, WITH THE LIL PINK BUNNIE ON. SO WE GO WITH MARK TO GET HIGH, GET REALLY HIGH, I STILL AM RIGHT NOW. WE WERE PLANNING ON GOING FOR A WALK AROUND CAMPUS CUZ THERES NOTHING ELSE TO DO, AND ITS FUNNY. WELL WE WALKED FOR A GOOD HOUR AND AN HALF, THEN FEET STARTED TO HURT FROM ALL THE HILLS AND CRAPPY SIDEWALK. SO WE'RE WAITING FOR THE BUS AT LIKE 1....THEN THESE DRUNK GUYS PULL UP AT THE STOPLIGHT AND YELL THAT WERE FAT AND ASKING IF WE WERE ASKING FOR A RIDE TO GET BACK TO THEIR HOUSE....UMMMM, OK I KNOW IVE GAINED LIKE 5 POUNDS FROM BEING UP HERE, SINCE WHEN IS 5'8'' AND 135lbs FAT?????????? ITS JUST HURTFUL, AND UNNECCESSARY...OK, SO IM NOT A FUCKING RAIL, NOR DO I WANT TO BE, NOR CAN I BE NO MATTER HOW I TRY....GET OVER IT, IM OVER IT...I GENETICALLY GAIN IN MY STOMACH, LOOK AT EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY...THATS WHERE THE WEIGHT IS.....WELL, NOT SO MUCH AS A BITCH, BUT A SOB/PISSED OFF MOOD....ILL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER

I REALLY LOVE MY GIRLS RIGHT NOW, GUYS SUCK....FUCK EM, I HAVE A VIBRATOR THAT WORKS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THEY WILL ever HAVE
 
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bitchass 
  thistooshallpas
 
03:17pm 05/11/2003
  hey, i'm valery, but err 50% of this community knows that..teehee, britt. i'm 16, and i am bitchy enough to be here because i could be a supervillain. my motto is i hate people who get in my way. i'm so bad that when i was 8 i used the unicef money i collected to buy myself ice cream. that's right, baby, bad to the bone. to prove just how serious i am, here is a drawing i made of the floorplan of my house:
my house
yeah, that's right. those are shot guns instead of doors, bitchin.
 
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give me a knife 
  fictitiousx
 
08:44pm 04/11/2003
 
mood: enraged
sometimes i want to slit my own throat to prevent myself from choking on my own vomit
 
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Stupid Lil Girl 
  c00kie_nazi
 
10:12am 28/10/2003
 
mood: pissed off
So um yeah, I have 2 huge tests within the next two days. Im stressing hardcore...wish the verb in that sentence was fucking, but hey, cant be too picky can we??? Went to a review session for Bio, had a few things cleared up, went back to Carolyn's dorm and shot down thrice beers so I could block out my damn annoying roommates noise and crying home to her mommy. Im sorry, but I dont think that someone who turns 18 3 weeks after college starts should be allowed in...they're not mature for the whole experience. I cannot count how many times shes called home crying to her mother about the most retarded things, like that she has sooo much homework, when all she has to do is practice her god damn instrument...HELLO dumbfuck, whos the one who signed up for music as their major? What the fuck were you expecting when you came here? To sit on your ass, get drunk, and just go to class and pass????? Ok, so that was my entire high school existance, but hey, i got lucky and I know that. Im busting my ass here, and never once have I cried to mommy, all my friends up here are in like Pre-Med and shit, and come in here and study with me, and she has the audicity (is that a word?) to sit and complain EVERY fucking day. AWWWW poor pitiful me, feel sorry for me. Oh boo hoo, I broke up with my perfect boyfriend, and now I feel like a bad person....then I went to slept with someone Ive known for 2 weeks, and he was an asshole cuz I dont know how to have sex or give blow jobs, hahahahaha. Yeah, so fucking learn!!! Its not hard. She was all like, he wanted me to get on top, but I didnt know what to do, so he got pissed.........IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT HARD TO GET ON TOP AND RIDE?????? DO WHAT FEELS GOOD DUMB BITCH!!!!! And yet she continues to have dumbasses over at like 11 or 12 at night....so if this shit goes on again tonight, im just straight up bitching, but I really dont want to...I have to live with this pussy for the rest of the semester and then all of next year...I found about the switching rooms thing, kids in supplemental housing get the available rooms first then they put me wherever is available...FUCK THAT!!! If I dont know where Im going and who my roommate will be, I know I could have alot worse, ive seen alot worse, so fuck it...god damn niggers, spics, and chincs....its all your fault assholes!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I HATE 8am bio labs.........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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POOPIE!!! 
  c00kie_nazi
 
06:26pm 21/10/2003
 
mood: enthralled
so ummm yeah, i had the *PLOP* poopie today. So i was sitting on the pot, and there was a girl next to me that I knew had been in there awhile, so I let it go. It went kerplunk, and i busted out laughing. Once it quieted down a little, she was like, damn...i was trying to hold mine in to spare you, but after that...and starting poopin too, hahahaha, it was funny crazyness. Wish you could've been there.
 
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Im lost without you 
  c00kie_nazi
 
07:23pm 19/10/2003
 
mood: bitchy
Where is my Britt??? Its been too damn long...I know I havent been the most socialable person these past few days, but I havent seen you online...already miss talking to you, DAMN YOU for making me dependent!!! (: But i still love it in an odd, self-fullfilling way. Damn, you and Mal are the only girls that have the ability to hold that power over me, GOOD JOB!! Guess I should allow you two have the power more than a damn guy...fuckin bastards. But I think I might have found a good one...hes from Virginia, so sweet and cool. Has the cutest little accent, but then again, who fucking really knows, right? God, i could go into bitching mode right now...should i? hmmm good question. I just understand why they have no consideration for other peoples feelings...yea, i know theres the few out there that do, shit I found one...but then one day he decided he didnt care anymore, or if he does, which im hoping and praying for...he wont even talk to me, not like he knows my numbers anymore..but i dont know. Im calling him at christmas and civiling asking WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!...see what he has to say, and if its something decent and believable..who knows, might able to forgive, if and only if he shows interest and takes intiative and calls me without me asking...which he fucking use to!! remember when i would run out of art class cuz he was calling?? I want that back again!!- i want to run out of my bio lecture and talk for hours on end. I want to be in love again, whatever that really is.
but then on the other hand, I want to be just like a guy, and go find a hot one, go whisper in his ear..."yeah, wanna play some magic? Lets go to my room, fuck..then you disappear." God, i know that work so easily, but I cant bring myself to do it...i havent had sex or done ANYTHING other than make out with a guy in nearly 4 months now...kinda depressing, but yet again, on the other hand im damn proud of myself. Ok, im gunna shut up now....love you babygirl
your love
 
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  c00kie_nazi
 
11:31pm 14/10/2003
 
mood: chipper
Why am I doing this???? Britt, you know your the one who likes to spank the monkey more than I do.....so get off your ass and come over here and do it!!!!!!!!
 
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pen state can lick my anus 
  fictitiousx
 
10:31pm 13/10/2003
 
mood: amused
SARAH JETER HAS THE SMELLIEST CUNT KNOWN TO MAN!!!

*THEY SAY IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH AND TASTES LIKE STALE DORITOS*


i <3 you
 
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