fuck the muffin man... we got cookies YAY!!! (c00kie_nazi) wrote in retardxenophobe,
fuck the muffin man... we got cookies YAY!!!
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ASSHOLES RUIN EVERYTHING

OK, SO YOU KNOW THOSE KIND OF GUYS THAT ARE ALWAYS AND COMPLETELY ASSHOLES, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK AS A SKUNK(trite statement, i know)...BUT AS MY STORY GOES, LISA AND I ARE IN A COMPLETELY RETARDED MOOD AND DRESSED UP IN STUPID OUTFITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, IM WEARING PINK SWEAT PANTS WITH A 7TH GRADE CHILDS LONG SLEEVE, WHICH IS SO SMALL ITS 3/4 FOR ME IN ARMS AND TUMMY. LISA IS WEARING HER JEANS, AND A PINK TANK TOP WITH A HEART ON IT, AND THE BEANIE MAL AND BRANDIE BOUGHT ME BEFORE I CAME UP HERE, WITH THE LIL PINK BUNNIE ON. SO WE GO WITH MARK TO GET HIGH, GET REALLY HIGH, I STILL AM RIGHT NOW. WE WERE PLANNING ON GOING FOR A WALK AROUND CAMPUS CUZ THERES NOTHING ELSE TO DO, AND ITS FUNNY. WELL WE WALKED FOR A GOOD HOUR AND AN HALF, THEN FEET STARTED TO HURT FROM ALL THE HILLS AND CRAPPY SIDEWALK. SO WE'RE WAITING FOR THE BUS AT LIKE 1....THEN THESE DRUNK GUYS PULL UP AT THE STOPLIGHT AND YELL THAT WERE FAT AND ASKING IF WE WERE ASKING FOR A RIDE TO GET BACK TO THEIR HOUSE....UMMMM, OK I KNOW IVE GAINED LIKE 5 POUNDS FROM BEING UP HERE, SINCE WHEN IS 5'8'' AND 135lbs FAT?????????? ITS JUST HURTFUL, AND UNNECCESSARY...OK, SO IM NOT A FUCKING RAIL, NOR DO I WANT TO BE, NOR CAN I BE NO MATTER HOW I TRY....GET OVER IT, IM OVER IT...I GENETICALLY GAIN IN MY STOMACH, LOOK AT EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY...THATS WHERE THE WEIGHT IS.....WELL, NOT SO MUCH AS A BITCH, BUT A SOB/PISSED OFF MOOD....ILL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER

I REALLY LOVE MY GIRLS RIGHT NOW, GUYS SUCK....FUCK EM, I HAVE A VIBRATOR THAT WORKS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THEY WILL ever HAVE
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yeah, guys are chodes for calling girls fat.. but maybe they were just fucking around..like i call nmy skinniest friends fatty just because it is obvious they aren't.. if i was you thouhg, i would have taken my left shoe off and thrown it at em.
hahahaha...they were just drunk assholes driving around this tiny thing they call a college town. I def. dont take it to heart, i know what i am, and what im not...guys just SUCK...im a lesbian now who likes fuckin around with guys and not girls, hahahaha.
ill be your lesbian lover... love... ahahahahaha... and no your not fat nor were you ever.. they can lick my anus *ill make sure its un washed at the time* AHHHHH.... cant wait for you to come down- WOOT!!!! maybe we can make it like a taas week again only minus the waking up early.. and ill probably still be with chris... but we can still fuck in the hotel.. ahahahahahaa
awwww my love, I cant wait to come home and have wild, passionate monkey sex with you (: oh by the way, my roommate sucks yet again!!!- she had her "ex" boyfriend come up last night and they stayed up till like 4 giggling and i heard shuffling of the sheets, dont know what that is...but EWWWWWWWw shes so ugly, ill get a pic on here sometime soon. so I stayed up with my headphones on full blast hard rock, awww it was fun. and now shes at church, and hes still here...its awkward-ness, i need to take a shower, but i dont wanna come back in here with just a robe on, lol